Elle (gloombox) wrote,
Elle
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love letter

Dear Internet:

Please stop randomly shitting out a bullshit IP address and preventing me from connecting to you.

It is like a bitch giving a guy a fake phone number.

If you do not cease, I will chop off your penis and feed it to my dog.

Love,
Elle
X O X O X O

P.S. You have stolen my motivation, innocence, and morals. I hate you.



Dear Livejournal:

Why can I only chose two of my icons from your drop-down menu? I am on my second year of paid account. This has been going on for a while. Please stop hurting me.

Love,
Elle
X O X O X O

P.S. Everyone that talks to you is stupid. Myself included.
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